Tila Tequila, aka the biggest attention whore of all time and part time reality star, is getting married to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. This comes just a month after the reality star claimed San Diego Chargers quarterback Shawne Merriman choked and unlawfully restrained her at his home

“We have an announcement,” the 27-year-old clad in black lingerie, said Wednesday morning in a rambling USTREAM video, “So are you ready for this big announcement that’s going to change our lives?”

“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!” She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar!”

She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.”

Good luck to this couple, something tells us this will likely end in a month or so with a restraining order in tow.