Honestly, we thought Tiger Woods was a competitor but apparently the man prefers to fold like a lawn chair.  His scorned wife Elin Woods is taking him to the cleaners and he seems to find comfort in bending over and just taking it.

According to multiple sources who have spoken to People, Tiger is trying to quiet his wife, from interviews or book deals and because of that, his divorce is about to be one of the costliest in history.

But Elin isn’t just taking Tiger’s money, no no no, she also doesn’t want Tiger to ever bring any of his lady friends around the children unless he decides to marry her. Lol, wow Tiger we thought you had a big bite to go with your name, but we guessed wrong.  When this is all over, we think it is safe if people stopped calling you Tiger and just call you your real name from now on, Eldrick Tont Woods.

Tiger, we know your wife has secrets she could share, but honestly, we doubt a private person like Elin, who is ready to move to Sweden to get away from the media circus, would start going on talk shows to blast the father of her children.  Even if she did that, it would be more embarrassing to her than it will be for you, because the truth is, when your husband has sex with that many women, then obviously, you failed as a wife.

So with all that said, Tiger will probably have to pony up over $700 Million and he will get limited visitation with the kids, as long as his whores aren’t around.  At least that is the deal Tiger and Elin’s lawyers are currently hashing out.

Hopefully other sports, movie and music stars out there are watching this scenario.  If you know you can’t keep it in your pants, then don’t get married, and if you do, you better have your wife sign a strong prenuptial agreement, or you could end up like Tiger Woods Eldrick Tont Woods.

Tiger Woods‘ mistress Devon James is finally doing something she should have done a long time ago.  The mistress finally filed a paternity suit against the world’s number 1 golfer.  Honestly we were surprised she waited until 2010 to file paternity since her son, Austin Brinling is 9 year old.

Now we are not sure what Devon’s angle is because she is adamant that Tiger is the father of her child, but she had never been paid hush money to keep quiet and she decided to wait until her son was 9 years old before filling such a suit.  Even if she does believe Tiger fathered her child, her mom doesn’t.

Tmz recently reported that James’ mother, who currently has custody of the boy claims a DNA test was performed in 2002 and it does show another man, not Tiger fathered James’ baby.

Could this just be another one of Tiger’s whores trying to get more than their allotted 15 minutes or could she have some merit.  We do know, most of Tiger’s mistresses have said he didn’t like using a condom so there is a strong possibility he could have fathered James’ baby.

James doesn’t believe her mom has any such proof as to paternity and that is why she is forcing the issue.  So yesterday, Melinda Jannette aka Devon James filed for paternity claiming Eldrick Tont Woods aka Tiger Woods is the father of her baby.

Click here to watch the video of Devon explain why she finally filed a paternity suit against Tiger.

A month ago Elin Woods was asking for $750 Million and now the scorned wife is asking for Tiger Woods newly built $80 Million mansion.  The mansion which was just completed has a 9,500 square foot gym plus an oxygen therapy room, two amenities that were obviously built for Tiger.

Now maybe we are getting a little over ourselves, but I doubt Tiger Woods went into the marriage with Elin knowing he had a fondness for call girls and porn stars without a prenuptial agreement.  It would have been different if the two soon to be ex-couple met while he was still in college at Stanford.  Tiger was already the world’s number 1 golfer when he courted and married Elin.

Some of the insider sources who spoke to Radar Online claim, Tiger might give up the home so Elin can remain in the state with their 2 kids, and I say to them, you don’t know Tiger.  Tiger Woods is on the list of some of the most competitive men in world, joining the likes of Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning and the list continues, so we doubt Tiger will just give away his mass fortune that he worked extremely hard for and even played on a torn MCL for.

Elin is set for life that much we know, because the monthly child support alone would be ridiculous, but we doubt she will get $750 million or Tiger’s $80 Million Mansion.  So she can always ask, but doesn’t mean she will receive it

At the moment, Elin hasn’t filled the divorce papers, but she has clearly moved on.  Early this month, the former model took a trip to China and she recently signed up for night classes at a school.

Tiger Woods is back in the news, and no folks it is not about his golf game.  Radar Online is reporting that one of the mistresses that Tiger bedded before marrying Elin Woods, Devon James is claiming Tiger Woods is the father of her child. 

According to the report, Devon and Tiger met up after he paid her escort service to get it on with her and another friend and after that, her and Tiger kept in touch for a while until if found someone else. Devon gave birth to her son in early 2001.  She met up with Tiger again in 2006, which is where, according to a source, Devon told Tiger the good news, that he is her son’s father.  

James at the moment hasn’t filed a paternity suit, which strikes us as odd.  Why release such disparaging information, if you don’t plan on pursuing it.   Also according to James, most of the hook ups she had with Tiger were condom free.  So it makes us ask, how come this guy never got any diseases by engaging in such high risk sex with porn stars? Lucky bastard! 

In Devon’s case, you can be adamant all you want, but without a paternity test, then you are just telling stories, because being pregnant with Tiger Woods baby is a lottery check, and with your odd jobs(porn and escort) we are sure you would have cashed in by now.

Sometimes when people are hurt, they do and say things they don’t mean.  So we have to ask, in what category do we put Elin Woods?  Reports are she is seeking $750 Million in her divorce and she also wants full custody.  She also isn’t interested in a confidentiality clause.  Which means Elin could even become richer, by writing a book about her husband and his affairs.

Here is what the New York Daily News has to say:

Wronged wife Elin Nordegren is trying to club an eye-popping $750 million out of Tiger Woods in their divorce negotiations, according to reports Friday.  Woods hasn’t agreed yet, but if he does he wants total silence from his soon-to-be ex about the collapse of their marriage – forever, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.

Nordegren has so far said no to signing a lifetime “confidentiality clause” that would prevent her from writing a book or doing any interviews about the split.  She reportedly also wants full custody of their two kids even though it was first thought the couple were going to agree to joint custody.

Sources said the divorce negotiations “have turned extremely testy” and the couple no longer talk to each other.

Even though a divorce is imminent between Tiger Woods and wife Elin Woods, as of now, the divorce proceedings have not begun, but Tiger is moving on.

Sources have revealed to Radar Online, that Tiger has found himself another blond.  Crazy enough, the blond resembles the soon to be ex-wife he cheated on repeatedly.  “Tiger was on the golf course the other day, hitting balls,” an eyewitness revealed. “He was with a very pretty blonde who looked a lot like Elin. She was sitting in the golf cart while he was playing.  “They were talking and laughing and obviously having a good time.”

“Tiger has been out frequently,” another source told RadarOnline.com. He particularly likes Embers, a restaurant/bar.  “He doesn’t want to stay home alone anymore.”

“She sat in the cart laughing and chatting with Tiger for a long time,” the eyewitness said.

“They were very comfortable with each other, relaxed. It didn’t look like the kind of scene you would see if Tiger and Elin were still living together and happy, that’s for sure.”

Good for Tiger to move on. Elin herself is doing the same thing, as she has signed up for college classes.

When Tiger Woods‘ sex scandal broke, we were surprised to see his wife Elin Woods, didn’t file for divorce right away.  He then went to rehab and it seemed like Elin would forgive Tiger for his wrong doings.  Something changed; we are not sure exactly what, as numerous media outlets have tried to speculate what caused the rift.  But their relationship or lack thereof is so damaged that Tiger and Elin aren’t even speaking to each other.

Both have hired divorce lawyers and things have gotten so bad that the couple uses intermediaries to communicate.  “Elin has the nannies take the children back and forth,” one source revealed how the children are moved to and from Tiger and Elin’s home. Elin moved out of the home they shared and into a rented house about a mile away.

Recently, one of Tiger’s employees spent 20 minutes with Elin at her house, going over upcoming logistics and schedules.  “They’ve had no conflict over the children but they’ve also had no contact,” the source said. “Elin has made it very clear this is the way she wants it.”

We don’t fault the divorce, if it is true that Tiger revealed to his wife that he bedded 121 women while they were together.  1 or 2 women might be forgivable, but 121 women, puts you between insane and extreme sex addict.  The only problem is, there are 2 kids in the midst of the up-and-coming divorce, and hopefully the couple are being smart about the decisions they make.

Let’s start by saying, we never blog on stories from the National Enquirer, but we do have to say, the tabloid magazine has been on a roll lately.  And they have been right about every Tiger Woods story they have published so far.

According to the Enquirer, Tiger Woods revealed to Elin Woods that he cheated on her with 120 women.  One of the steps Tiger had to go through while in rehab was, he had to confess to his wife about all the women he slept with and give details.

The magazine reveals the only problem was, Tiger only revealed 120, omitting his one night stand with his neighbor’s kid, Rachael Coudriet. Before playing the masters in Augusta, GA, reports leaked that Tiger was banging his neighbor’s kid.  Now, since Elin had the list of names, then the revelation by the media was not a problem, except Tiger never revealed her name.  Elin was finding that out for the first time by reading gossip magazines.

When she found out about the neighbor’s kid, Elin was pissed.  In fact, says the Enquirer, once she found out, Elin confronted him about it while he was at dinner with friends. “She was screaming so loudly that everyone at the table could hear what she was saying,” a source told the magazine.

Currently Elin is in Sweden with her kids while Tiger is playing in the Quail Hollow invitational today.

Tiger Woods, formerly known as the invisible man, is now everywhere.  The man who couldn’t be spotted by spy satellite late last year after news of numerous affairs hit the airwaves is now everywhere.

If any of you readers have been following other gossips sites, the marriage between Tiger and Elin Woods is taking a turn for the worst.

The couple keeps taking vacations without each other, and recently, Elin just took her kids to Sweden with her, while Tiger stayed home to party.  The golfer took some time off to party with one of his favorite bands, Nickleback.

Word is, Tiger loves Nickleback so much that in the past he has joined the band on stage, but this time around he just hung out back staged with his entourage.  No one knows if Tiger was scouting any new blond, white chics, but as you can see, Tiger and Elin are moving on, even if it is without each other.

It seems like everyone is getting a reality show these days, but according to TMZ, reality TV is about to get really trashy. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (mistress number 1 to Jesse James) and Jamie Jungers (one of Tiger Woods‘ MANY mistresses) are getting their own reality show.

The reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle and Jamie — and according to the creator, it’s all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones.

The show would be called “Celebrity Cheaters,” which is currently being shopped around town. The show was created by Bobby Goldstein, who created the original “Cheaters” — and would, according to the pitch, try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.” And since it takes one to know one, who better to sniff out celebrity mistresses than Michelle and Jamie? There’s just one question… would you actually have the stomach to watch this garbage?

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